This is random shit that makes me feel those emotion thingys. And shiny things
Uuuuuuugh. About late 2012, I broke our electric hob top because I was unpacking some shopping and dropped a bottle of wine and it cracked the surface. We dealt with it for about six months or so, we just didn’t use the ring that was by it and then we finally replaced it.
So today I was clearing a cupboard that was overfull when a jar of marmalade fell out and…you can probably guess where this is heading. In the same place but much more smashed, I would feel dodgy about using it at all so I think we will go at the weekend to see if they have a new one. But it was horrible, it made me jump and I got really pissed off that it happened again, then my mum (justifiably) had a go at me because the reason it happened was because I hadn’t been putting things away properly and gah I just got so upset, I was trying not to but the tears were just streaming down my face so mum said let’s go and get Easter eggs and she was being really nice and telling me not to get upset so that was nice but I still feel quite teary and I’m just really pissed off. I hate being so clumsy, it’s not cute or endearing like films and books make it seem, you just break shit.
i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!